K Sublime

Proselytizing for Shah Rukh.
Blame Bollywood for my absence. Not entirely, but I think that's fair, considering one movie takes up three hours of my life. I've discovered I love Bollywood--or particularly, Shah Rukh Khan. He's like an Indian Cary Grant whose dad was Charlie Chaplin. And I've decided everyone else must love him too, as he is quite lovable, and why wouldn't you want to love the biggest movie star in the world?

Do you want to be uncool?

I've been feeling for SRK the prickly heat I felt when I discovered Bono a dozen years ago. Less swooning and more irritation. I've deduced that it has to do with my own megalomania. I don't fancy standing in the "mediocre persons area" with other fans, hoping for an autograph or a picture. Instant forgetability is not a quality I enjoy.